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arousal 9/8/2005
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
1 Comments, 227 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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Bartender's Guide 9/7/2005
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
<br>
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could
nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
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*Drink: Beer, Personality: Casual, low-maintenance;
down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a ...
4 Comments, 467 Views,
18 Votes
,4.63 Score
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When sex is funny...its more fun 8/31/2005
We all want sex to be fun, of course, but how about funny?
This may seem like a demented concept, but laughter makes
us feel better, and what better confidence booster than
to be able to laugh with your partner comfortably when you
are sitting there naked as jay birds. Laughter is healthy,
and sex is healthy, so why shouldn't the two go together.
I remeber one time a girlfriend and I were ...
1 Comments, 131 Views,
7 Votes
,3.80 Score
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laughing 8/24/2005
humour is the key to a good relationship to be able to leugh
together and at each other is quite refreshing
2 Comments, 78 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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I dont know if I'm good at giving men Blow Jobs 8/24/2005
How do you know? I have only been with a few men in my life...
Dont get me wrong... I love to give head! I just dont know
if I am any good at it. I never really asked if I was any good
at it. I was always told it's not nice to talk with your
mouth full. I mean they cum quite quickly most of the time.
They just dont scream "Yeah Baby, Yeah just like that!"
I guess I am just wondering if ...
9 Comments, 496 Views,
20 Votes
,4.02 Score
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This is just a little joke you can share with whomever!!! 8/22/2005
One night there were this boy and girl on their way home from
prom. The boy was driving along when all of a sudden the girl
looked at him and said "I want to have sex."
<br>
So the boy pulls over the car, gets out his condom and they
do their thing. When they were finished he threw the condom
out the window. A few seconds later the girl looks at him
and says "I want to have sex ...
1 Comments, 381 Views,
16 Votes
,1.07 Score
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safe sex, horny wanna fuck 2 men all night& more? 8/20/2005
We havent had sex all week, because were on over time at work.
Im also tierd because were together 24/7. We went to see
louise faricon last tuesday, or wensday. I went to learn
his muslim culture, to learn the man , Im with daily. I WAS
surprised to see a women who wears little clothes, due to
hotness, temuter wise. Liked the womens muslim gowns,
Im trying to bond to everything. He takes ...
0 Comments, 334 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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0 To 200 In 4 Seconds 8/13/2005
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like
car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
<br>
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.
<br>
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to ...
0 Comments, 290 Views,
24 Votes
,5.40 Score
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My latest brush with true love 8/6/2005
So I’m going at it like a Drunken Viking. I’ve got a hand on
the back of her head, not too hard but still pushing her face
to pillow. I’m tagging bottom with every thrust and digging
it. She likes it rough and this is about as rough as I can give
it.
Knock, knock.
I grab a bottle of personal lube and squirt some down the
crack of her ass, and start working it in ...
0 Comments, 365 Views,
15 Votes
,2.98 Score
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Radio call gone bad 8/5/2005
A friend sent me an audio clip a couple of years ago. It is
supposedly a real radio station practical joke.
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A radio station would call a person's friend/loved
one and play a practical joke on the person. One day a man
asked them to play a joke on his wife.
<br>
The show hosts called the woman and told her that they were
calling from where he worked, and that he had ...
0 Comments, 224 Views,
18 Votes
,4.90 Score
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Have a favorite song to fuck to? 7/10/2005
Got a favorite song that you love to 'get it on'
or 'fool around' to? If so, what is it? Peace out.
5 Comments, 261 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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A Blind Date By Any Other Name.... 7/8/2005
"...'Lo" I answered the phone in my usual
lackadaisical manner. I already knew it would be my beautiful
but scolding .
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"Mom, is that any way to answer a phone? Why do you sound
so …listless?" My scolded. Listless? Okay…listless
is much easier to spell than lackadaisical.
<br>
"I'm sorry, Dear but there just doesn't
seem to be anything worth answering ...
2 Comments, 261 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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The nite our found our handcuffs...lol 7/7/2005
The and I had gone to my moms for a couple of weeks in the
summer for a mini vaction...well when we got back my hubby
missed me so much he decided tonite he was gonna handcuff
me to the bed and make up for the last 2weeks...In the morning
we all got up...my hubby and I were getting ready for work
when my oldest (8 at the time) came in the bathroom
and said "mommy, why are there handcuffs ...
1 Comments, 910 Views,
28 Votes
,4.68 Score
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The Wedding Test 7/6/2005
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend; she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when ...
0 Comments, 515 Views,
25 Votes
,7.34 Score
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Excuses!! 7/6/2005
Anyone out there ever have to come up with a stupid excuse
to explain to your what they have found in your room?
We did once. When our was about 6 he found the chains with
velcro hand-cuffs bolted to the inside frame of our bed,
after asking what they were there for my husband was flustered
and caught of guard, so for a quick response he told him it
was used for handles when moving the ...
0 Comments, 180 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Love is a funny thing 7/3/2005
We all do silly and strange things too thoes that we love
the most. We offten hurt each other with out realising just
what we have done wrong.Is is humman nature or are we just
ignorant to our own stuppidity ..I think it's all the
above and we seem to like doing what we do..So why not have
a lil fun while we're here I say !!!
1 Comments, 107 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score
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"the bf's " 7/3/2005
My boyfriend and I live together. He has an eleven year old
that doesnt. Sounds simple enough heh? Well it's
not!!!! One of the weekends he had her, we were in our bedroom,
thinking she was asleep and began to fool around...with
the door closed of course. And just so you know how uncomfortable
the situation was ..we were practicing oral sex...i had
performed my half and was allowing him ...
2 Comments, 705 Views,
20 Votes
,1.08 Score
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I know the whole truth 7/2/2005
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults
are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes
it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the
whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it
out.
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He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
"I know the whole truth." His mother quickly
hands him
$20 and says, "Just don't tell your ...
0 Comments, 212 Views,
12 Votes
,4.21 Score
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Surprise 6/27/2005
My ex and I were at her parents house and feeling a bit frisky.
We started going at it and decided that we should stay clothed
just in case we heard someone coming so we could get dressed
fast. Well, we removed what we needed to and started going
at it. We were so into it, we didn't hear someone coming
and by that time it was too late. She was sitting on top of
me when her brother walked ...
0 Comments, 799 Views,
11 Votes
,1.48 Score
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My Husband is going to Kill me when he reads this 6/23/2005
We have been together for fourteen years, but when we were
first dating, oh my. We had only had sex a few times and we
decided to do it doggie style. Well away we were going when
all of a sudden it slipped into the wrong hole. I was so shocked
that I bucked him off and he fell on the floor. I am not sure
who was more embarrased him or me. He got back on the bed and
we talked about it and ...
3 Comments, 1179 Views,
40 Votes
,3.72 Score
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i want relationship horror stories, please true only. 6/22/2005
i want everyone who reads this to reply with thier worst
relationship horror stories, true only please.
4 Comments, 520 Views,
11 Votes
,2.05 Score
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what do you do when you're caught in the act? 6/17/2005
I spent the night at my best friends house and in the moring
she woke me up and told me to go take a shower first. I was in
there and I was really aroused. My best friend is so hot and
she woke me up in a little skimmpy nighty. I was in the shower
and started masterbating. 5 minutes later she walks in
and says are you finished yet. It's clear glass so she
could see me plain as day. ...
2 Comments, 713 Views,
24 Votes
,4.72 Score
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QUICKY OR NOT? 5/31/2005
DO WOMEN LIKE IT WHEN SEX GOES ON FOR HOURS?
MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT WHEN ITS QUICK AND WHEN IT GOES ON
FOR HOURS BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. HOW DO I KNOW WHEN SHE WANTS
A QUICKY OR THE LONG HALL?
PLEASE HELP
1 Comments, 573 Views,
15 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Pick Up Lines 5/21/2005
SextFriend keeps losing posts, and people seemed to like it before,
so I'm reposting it.
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A friend sent me this a few years ago, don't know where
it came from. OK, some of these are truly rude, some corny,
some REALLY dumb, but some are pretty clever.
<br>
Given the right situation, I could see using a few... My
favorite: #108. Which do you like?
<br>
1. ...
3 Comments, 588 Views,
25 Votes
,4.35 Score
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oldie but goodie 5/19/2005
i know this is old, but i heard it again recently and had to
post it.
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a guy comes home from work one day to find his girlfriend
packing up her things. shes furious at him.
hes confused as to why she would suddenly pack up and leave.
he asks her whats the matter.
she says she found out that hes a pedophile.
"pedophile?" he says laughing. "thats
a pretty big word for a 12 ...
0 Comments, 423 Views,
14 Votes
,2.82 Score
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Is Cupid on strike? 4/25/2005
So this guy, lonely and tired of the same crap in the "real"
world. Tries the on line personals. He views some attractive
women and decides to join. Saying to himself "Wow,
this is great!
I'm not bad looking and have allot to offer."
He joins and begins sending emails to the women that seem
to be perfect. The on line site shows five of five hearts
or stars or dicks. It even sends him ...
0 Comments, 267 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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One for the Ladies 4/24/2005
A fireman and his wife were in a sexual rut. One day he came
home from the station after a full day of training, excited
as all hell. Honey, he said. Today we learned a new alarm
system to help us get to the fire quickly. On Bell 1, we slide
down the pole! On Bell 2, we get in our gear! On Bell 3, we jump
on the truck and head to the fire! I was thinking we could
use this system to enhance ...
2 Comments, 525 Views,
21 Votes
,6.84 Score
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Joke 4/19/2005
If there is no grass on the field, flip her around and play
in the mudd
0 Comments, 317 Views,
8 Votes
,0.23 Score
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highway to hawaii 4/17/2005
A man found a lamp and when he rubbed it a genie appeared and
told him that he would grant him just one wish. So he thought
a bit and said , I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but
I'm deathly afraid of flying, so I'd like a highway
to Hawaii so I can drive. The genie thought and said, I can
do that but it's very difficult, would there be something
else instead? Well the man thought a bit ...
0 Comments, 165 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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"A World Without Orgasms?" ;-) 4/13/2005
Ladys, Gents! How would some of us deal with not being able
to orgasm? Although unfortunately some people are experiencing
this issue today; put yourself in their shoes and imagine
it. You'd have sex and reach the point of explosion
and couldn't spill a drop of your juices.
1 Comments, 157 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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